| 10. |
Because if
we don't those darn scientists will take credit for all of our efforts. |
| 9. |
To remind
those jerks in school just who's having fun now. |
| 8. |
Even garbage
collectors want to be called engineers. |
| 7. |
To stop
people from snickering when we discuss "flocculating" devices. |
| 6. |
"ENGINEER"
- you can't spell it without "G.E.E.!" |
| 5. |
It's either
that or "Broccoli Awareness Week." |
| 4. |
What else
have you got to do in the third week in February? |
| 3. |
Spring will
come early if enough engineers emerge from the shadows. |
| 2. |
Pocket
protectors! Pocket protectors! Pocket protectors! |
| 1. |
Because
1,800,000 engineers can't be wrong. |
