| 10. | Because if we don't those darn scientists will take credit for all of our efforts. |
| 9. | To remind those jerks in school just who's having fun now. |
| 8. | Even garbage collectors want to be called engineers. |
| 7. | To stop people from snickering when we discuss "flocculating" devices. |
| 6. | "ENGINEER" - you can't spell it without "G.E.E.!" |
| 5. | It's either that or "Broccoli Awareness Week." |
| 4. | What else have you got to do in the third week in February? |
| 3. | Spring will come early if enough engineers emerge from the shadows. |
| 2. | Pocket protectors! Pocket protectors! Pocket protectors! |
| 1. | Because 1,800,000 engineers can't be wrong. |